Friday, July 23, 2010

EFF MAH LIFE

Not really. Life is good. I just hate my online summerschool classes and my siblings pressuring me to join Farmville. I hate them both with a passion (not my siblings, Farmville).

It's pure evil, I tell you. It's the root of all evil. Its what makes my sister ignore her infant when she's screaming and crying for attention. I know the baby is being a brat, but serously. Farmville is just... evil. And I hate the music that goes with it. I want to strangle the idiot who composed it.

In other news, I watched an episode of The Dog Whisperer today and the dog's name was Josh. He was a Maltese with serious attitude problems. Go figure.

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  1. I've never really understood the point of Farmville or how to play it. I mean, I guess, in theory, it's a bit like Neopets or Pokemon, or anything, where you've got to care for things that are nothing but pixels, buttt, it's just not fun---it's a farm. It's like, "Dude, if I really cared, I'd start my own garden."

    But this is the AZ, where nothing grows, but cactuses and palm trees, which ALMOST NOBODY likes. Soooo, maybe AZ'ers should get some slack, unless they have a baby to care for? :S

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  2. Yeah, I have tried growing countless flowers in this desert heat. It ain't gunna happen. I even grew some INDOORS but I guess it's my fault for neglecting them. They're still in my window, chilling, showing everyone who bothers to look into my window that I didn't bother to care for them.

    The only flowers I ever planted that actually bloomed were sunflowers. 8D But then they too died. >.<

    So if you're like me and don't have a life outside the interwebs and the house, then I guess farmville is where you can feel as if you can take care of something living. Even though it's only electronic. Like a Tamagachi pet.

    I wanted to say something else but now I forgot.

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  3. Jess = best flower grower evurrr!

    Every year, about, since fourth grade, she did gardening science fair projects. She'd do it different ways, always, like growing flowers in the dark, growing flowers with music, all that stuff! I guess, eventually, she just got good at it. Right now, she's growing me eggplant. The sprouts are really tall and green and I'm happeh XD

    Also, yeah, for a while, I wanted to tell you that the song "So Nice So Smart" by Kimya Dawson reminded me of you, but I don't remember why. (Sorry if you take that as an insult, but hey! The lyrics to that song are awesome! And the song's in Juno! :D)

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  4. xDD "I took roofies with your spouse"

    I probably would do that. And it sounds like I song I would play. Maybe I should play this song at the next coffee night. 8D

    I'm jealous of those people with green thumbs. It's like, "GIMME A SLICE OF THAT!" >.<

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  5. I've always liked these lines:

    "I like boys with strong convictions
    And convicts with perfect diction"

    "Salty noses, suntan lotion"

    And wait! Sarah plays an instrument?!

    In fourth grade, I faked my way through playing violin. In middle school, I played piano. Last Christmas, I got a guitar for Christmas. I tried teaching myself, for a while, but omg, has college consumed my life. Last semester, I took 22 credits; this summer, I'm taking 13. (In the college wurld, 15 credits is pretty average, and the college caps you at 18 credits, but I secretly took more, heh.)

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  6. YUS. ♥ I play guitar, hoping to earn enough money to buy a ukulele and then a mandolin. 8D The guitar was given to me as a gift (but that's a long story, should probably blog about eet. 8D) and since I've been making mad money cleaning floors, I've been buying most of my own stuff (books, video games, etc.etc.) But my employer hasn't hired meh on lately... T^T

    BUT YEAAH I've always wanted to be able to play piano or violin. D8 CHUU MACCA MEH JELUS. >.< I've never been able to so much as touch a violin let alone play it. They've got pianos everywhere, but tutors are expensive and it's not something you can really teach yourself to play. Guitars are portable and you can teach churself. 8D

    I prolly would have been able to play classical instruments but all the schools I went to were shitty charter and public schools with low average test scores, so no way were they going to let us fourth graders handle expensive instruments which we would only use as noisemakers. xD

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  7. ha, at my school, students were allowed to start learning instruments in the fourth grade. (One super-talented kid, James, though, got to start playing in the third grade.)

    Anyway, my dad had all of these huge dreams for me---he wanted me to be the stereotypical Asian kid who got good grades and played the violin and all---so, he signed me up XD

    I didn't much like the instrument--I didn't even want to play it. I thought the flute and drums were cooler, but I was always too embarrassed to say that I'd rather play them.

    And wait---not teach yourself how to play a piano?! Yet, be able to teach yourself to play the guitar? I'd think that they'd be on the same calibur, buttt, ha, I'm not much of a musician; I just think they're both really popular instruments, so there'd be lots of support for them, through books/video/online/etc.

    And, yeah, I never went to a charter school, but, till eighth grade, I went to public skool :3

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  8. ME TOO OMG! I never set foot in a christian let alone private school until my 9th grade! D8 WE HAVE MOAR IN COMMON THAN I THOUGHT.

    I could prolly teach myself how to play piano, but they're so friggin expensive that it's easier to just play guitar. >.<

    I always thought chu gais were hispanic. CHUU R ASIAN? WHO LIEKS ANIME/MANGAZZ? xDD

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  9. Straight up, yo! My mom was a Vietnam refugee---dunno, I guess her dad helped the Americans during the Vietnam War, so his family got the rights to come here? At least, that's how I'd always imagined it. Honestly, I don't know much about my mom's side of the family. Jess grew up with them, not me.

    Anyway, yeah---I have no idea what the hell I am, but I consider myself half-Vietnamese and half-Spaniard.

    (Cuzzz, supposedly the Chinese and Vietnamese mix together a lot, so I might be both, buttt, my mom's from Vietnam, so I just consider myself that.)

    And, on my dad's side of the family, there's loads of mixed types, but, primarily Spaniard, yeah; plus, the name Onate is Spaniard, so I just consider myself that.

    I wish I had more time for anime/manga, though.

    Sometimes I wonder if I'm drawn to the Asian culture cuz, like, I dunno, blood! My dad hates that, though---actually, my whole family does, really. They're bitter towards Asian people cuz my mom was a crazy Asian; they think they're all evil now. (Except, for me and Jess. They're convinced we're the only "good" ones, which totally destroys their idea that ALL Asians are evil, and, oh, I'm rambling ^^U)

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  10. xD My grandmother is like that, not just you're family. Considering she IS half asian (on her father's side), you would think she has more respect for the asian culture but SHE CAN'T STAND IT. She hates chinese food and YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER IN THE SAN FRANCISCO AIRPORT PISSED ME OFF.

    She didn't want to eat anything because it was made by "those dirty chinos". She thought all the meat was made of cats and dogs. Eventually, she ate a salad because she thought it was "safe". I was like, "YOU ARE SO FUCKING RACIST GET OVER YOURSELF."

    I guess it can't be helped tho, cuz her legitimate dad dateraped her mother and left her, so there's bitter disclosure there. >.<

    But she's happy now in Phoenix, where she belongs, with "those dirty mexicans." xD

    SO THAT MAEKS ME PART ASIAN WOO. Possibly Japanese but who knows? But I, too, have no idea where exactly I am in the racial pyramid. I'm too white for the mexicans, too mix-breed for the whites, and not enough asian to even consider putting myself with the asians. xD But pretty much my family has it's own culture in itself--speaking primarily english with some spanish thrown in every once in a while. I guess that would be "spanglish". But we don't speak whole sentences. More like, "Ay, chamaco, get your nose out of that oven!" xD

    BUT RAMBLE ON IF YOU MUST CUZ RAMBLING IS RADD

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  11. "But she's happy now in Phoenix, where she belongs, with "those dirty mexicans." xD" LAWLZ

    I've never been to San Francisco, let alone a San Franciscan (?) airport! Even that might be enough! D:

    (Actually, I dunno that I've ever really left the old AZ. I've been to California and Mexico once, but neither were real vacations and I was too little to remember any of it.)

    Also, my grandparents spoke Spanglish around me, too, but I never caught on to it---most of it was swear words, so they refused to tell me what the words meant. In grade school, I didn't really fit in with the Spanish-speaking kids, either. Racially, nobody ever knew what I was, so I was a bit of an outcast @.@

    Starting in sixth grade, I started dabbling in French. I got mahself a French tutor (who was actually Swiss), and practiced off-and-on since then. (This fall, I'll be in French again at ASU and omg can I not wait for it to end! It's so stressful, being forced to learn a language with a deadline, buttt, I dunno that I'd have the motivation to teach myself, otherwise XD)

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  12. Technically, I have been to all of the states along the coast (california, oregon, washington), although in oregon I must have been there for a sum of only eight or so hours because I don't know anyone in oregon more or less have a destination there, it was kind of a "passing through" place for us. I have been to new mexico and colorado (new mexico was another one of those passing through places and yes, we did miss a turn at albuquerque). I've been to mexico in two different places--on the border with distant relatives and in Rocky Point/Puerto Penasco for vacations both, although we were in rocky point because my mother had buisness there. They almost got arrested for not wearing their seatbelts but once my mother told them who she worked for, they let them go.

    Haha, I know how that goes--my step grandfather calls me "pinchi flaca", which means, "fucking little white girl". He doesn't anymore much, but instead calls me something along the lines of "flaca hedllonda". o.o Or just "flaca". He calls my grandmother a name along the lines of "old white lady" because she has such a pale complexion. xD

    Yeah, if you want to know french, you should move to the canadian border because in no way is it going to be useful here. xD If you say you're bilingual, you'll be hired in a heartbeat, but once they learn you can only speak in french, they'll be like, "THEN WHAT THE HELL DID WE HIRE YOU ON FOR? FRENCH IS USELESS HERE." xD For some reason, the french language reminds me of antique stores. But yeah, they're trying to pass a law here that requires all spanish-speaking immigrants to learn english. But english is one of the hardest languages to learn, so I dunno if it will work. >.<

    And if you go to Frisco, DON'T be surprised about the number of asians there. We landed and when I got off the plane, I was like, "IVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY ASIANS IN ONE PLACE BEFOAR." o.o But if you go you'll prolly know what I mean and feel the same way. xD

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  13. ha, who's your mother work for? No offense, but I can totally see Draco Malfoy, all bad-ass like, "Do you know who my father works for? Do you even know who you're messing with?!"

    I also always joke with Jess about that---sharpening up mah French skills and moving near the Canadian border. (It SUCKS! I'm a teaching major, right now, and all they EVER talk about is how, now, all the teachers have to know Spanish. I'm like, "But I don't knowz it!" D:)

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